Me & Mix-a-lot down by the school yard

You know, I havent written in a while, been busy moving from the SouthEast US to the North. Been doing a Google search and my name is all over the internet. Hmmm, they should put a disclaimer here so i can make this blog for adults only. I havent seen that marker yet. So does any one find offese in my photos of women derrieres? I hope not. But if you do...fuck you is all I can say. And I say it with compassion. I dont want to hurt feelings but everyone has something that they like and I like booty. Now mind you I m not into being offensive or disrespectful but hey it is what it is, isnt it. I mention this because I had several ineteractions with women recently and it got to a point where I had to be on the offensive. Why? Of course I will share with you this was when I was in Baltimore(spent the early part of the summer down that way). First woman, engages me in a tirade telling me how valuable she is a female companion and how she is so liberal that she has had many lovers. And I m like so what? You want credit for that? I dont care if you fucked the mailman and the Boy Scout troop leader(at the same time). But in retrospect I dont think it could happen, because arent all Boy Scout troop leaders gay?<---Oooh, wicked stereotype. Was I wrong? Fuck you! Anyway, she was tryng to hard to be cosmopolitan. Do you know that line in the Billy Joel song "Just the way you are"? You remember the line about "clever conversation...". Yea, well she didnt. Its like she wants to be in a relationship real bad but it has to be the PERFECT relationship and she is unwilling to compromise. That sounds like a recipe for success. Then we got to talking after she wowed me over with her intellectuallity. I liked the part when she was giing me her vitae and she was mentioning nights running through the Andean mountains with Peruvians making love on the back of an alpaca in the Southern Hemisphere moonlight.
Well anyway, she Googled my name Zanzibar Jose and came across this blog and determine that I have no resepct for womenandmust be in it for only sexual conquest. You know, that aint right. I ll admit that I like women. I like butts. I like sex. There you have it. But to assume that that is all I want to do is wrong. And also to assume that you bring much more to the relationship is just as flawed. Who wants to be with someone who expects to be put ona pedestal allthe time? Even after you stink up the bathroom after a night on the town at the Mexican Taco Hut?? You gotta be for real when you re hanging with people. I ll continue in part 2