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The New America

Just thought I share this stuff with you guys, because I like you all so much...

The FB vs. the FWB

Do you know that it is so hard these days to actually get a
woman? I mean in the usual sense man/woman thing. I run into alot of women
but it like they only want FB style operations. I know, most of you are saying boo-hoo, you got it bad, but believe me I do. I hate FBs. I hate the whole concept. Now FWBs is a concept I like. The problem with FBs is that you re using it as a form of sexual release while you re looking for someone you would ACTUALLY like to be with. I can understand thepremise of a man doing it, but everyone I meet(female) is looking for this(I kid you not).
I like FWBs because it gives you the opportunity to do things that frinds would dowith a reward of sex when aroused. FBs are just dogs that met on the street, sniff each others butt and start humping by a fire hydrant. Its too animalistic for me. I would prefer comradery.

part 2

And then there was the second woman who was obsequious about her physical appearance. Yea this was some chick from Craigslist(Baltimore Craigslist). She was basically looking for an FB with promise of becoming a relationship(shaky premise, if I ve ever heard one. But its not my job to judge, only to pack the fudge. Ha! Get it! Its a joke! DOnt take it too literally). So we do the pic trade thing and I send her the high resolution of Zanzibar in his Supefly glory and she send me some lame ass shit you take in one of them kiosks in a run down strip mall. I ask her about it and she says "it is what it is". It is what it is, huh? I m like "Damn, you must be straight from the dog track" because the photo I have here looks like a wolf with big titties(and they were big titties). I mean, where do you go with that? You cant go out with people when they ay shit like that. I mean, listen when you are boning those lame ass dudes from Baltimore and they pipe you well and then go to the methadone clinic thats different. But getting high class sausage is a whole other planet(you see, how I considered myself high class sausage? Thats not true and I ll admit it, but at least I know how to write<<--Oooh, and no nappy pubic hairs over here, ie. 1970s Porn). You see this is the problem with this? That you ve become too aggressive in your work-life and now that has transposed ointo your sex-life. And it works as long as the men youmeet are in a status beneath you, but what happens when they are your equal or superios?

Me & Mix-a-lot down by the school yard

You know, I havent written in a while, been busy moving from the SouthEast US to the North. Been doing a Google search and my name is all over the internet. Hmmm, they should put a disclaimer here so i can make this blog for adults only. I havent seen that marker yet. So does any one find offese in my photos of women derrieres? I hope not. But if you do...fuck you is all I can say. And I say it with compassion. I dont want to hurt feelings but everyone has something that they like and I like booty. Now mind you I m not into being offensive or disrespectful but hey it is what it is, isnt it. I mention this because I had several ineteractions with women recently and it got to a point where I had to be on the offensive. Why? Of course I will share with you this was when I was in Baltimore(spent the early part of the summer down that way). First woman, engages me in a tirade telling me how valuable she is a female companion and how she is so liberal that she has had many lovers. And I m like so what? You want credit for that? I dont care if you fucked the mailman and the Boy Scout troop leader(at the same time). But in retrospect I dont think it could happen, because arent all Boy Scout troop leaders gay?<---Oooh, wicked stereotype. Was I wrong? Fuck you! Anyway, she was tryng to hard to be cosmopolitan. Do you know that line in the Billy Joel song "Just the way you are"? You remember the line about "clever conversation...". Yea, well she didnt. Its like she wants to be in a relationship real bad but it has to be the PERFECT relationship and she is unwilling to compromise. That sounds like a recipe for success. Then we got to talking after she wowed me over with her intellectuallity. I liked the part when she was giing me her vitae and she was mentioning nights running through the Andean mountains with Peruvians making love on the back of an alpaca in the Southern Hemisphere moonlight.
Well anyway, she Googled my name Zanzibar Jose and came across this blog and determine that I have no resepct for womenandmust be in it for only sexual conquest. You know, that aint right. I ll admit that I like women. I like butts. I like sex. There you have it. But to assume that that is all I want to do is wrong. And also to assume that you bring much more to the relationship is just as flawed. Who wants to be with someone who expects to be put ona pedestal allthe time? Even after you stink up the bathroom after a night on the town at the Mexican Taco Hut?? You gotta be for real when you re hanging with people. I ll continue in part 2